Florida
A guy at Kroger asked me if I know where Engagement, Ohio is. I said it's between Dayton and Marion.
Florida
Now's a good time for Walmart to get all those shopping cart front wheels fixed.
Kristian Alekov
Quarantine starting to feel like Vegas in my house. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour, I’m losing money by the minute, and I don’t even know what time it is.
Xyuppi
If we are being honest, we all have dated a man/woman that we would feed to a tiger.
Ladies, even in social distancing, men exaggerate. They'll claim it's six feet, but it's really only three.
Ever wonder how many news reporters, reporting from home, aren't wearing pants?
Xyuppi
I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.