ZYuppi
Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.
Florida
Show of hands...how many of you are stuck in the house with a 75 something-year-old behaving like a toddler amped up on fun dip??
Florida
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe
Florida
When the virus is over I still want some of you to stay away from me.
Quarantine tip: you never have to loosen your pants if you never wear any.
Xyuppi
When quarantine is over, let’s not tell some people.
Florida
The Casinos are now offering curbside pickup. Call ahead and they come out and take your money right from your car.