ZYuppi
Sadly, the Coronavirus has better coverage than T-Mobile.
ZYuppi
So when do we get assigned our Hunger Games districts?
ZYuppi
Before you complain too much about your situation, remember, someone is quarantined with your ex.
Funny how by doing the responsible thing and staying home the more homeless you look.
We are about two weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
The bank teller was wearing a mask, so I gave her all my money.
Xyuppi
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet bowl.