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#17516
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Xyuppi
How long is this social distancing going on? My wife keeps trying to come back in the house.
#17517
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ZYuppi
I can't wait to one day tell my grand kids, "When I was your age, toilet paper was everywhere! You could find all over the place, even in gas station food marts1"
#17518
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ZYuppi
The world all of a sudden feels like a casual stroll through a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit at the end of a busy weekend.
#17519
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Florida
I've run out of toilet paper and I'm now using lettuce leaves. This morning was just the tip of the iceberg.
Gotta say that the class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year.
Oh so now its okay to go to the bank with a mask and gloves.
#17522
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Xyuppi
For the average American the best way to tell if you have Covid-19 is to couch in a rich person’s face and wait for their test result.
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