Xyuppi
We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
Florida
To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and some gloves would be fine. They lied! Everyone else had on clothes!
ZYuppi
I’m about 1 week away from being friends with a volleyball.
I went to the bank today. I saw a man with a mask and gloves come in and thank God he was just there to rob the bank.
Kenny Rogers checking out during an apocalypse is the biggest knowing when to Hold'em knowing when to Fold'em I've ever seen.
Xyuppi
9:00 pm is time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
Florida
A man and a woman can go 21 days on Naked and Afraid with no toilet paper and you sissys can't go one day without 20 rolls.