Xyuppi
I set my clock ahead to prevent being late but all it really did is sharpen my skills of subtraction.
Xyuppi
I set my alarm extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to get up.
Xyuppi
Life is boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to .
Xyuppi
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR.
Xyuppi
For 5 dollars you can either get your girl/guy a Valentine gift OR you can get them the Costco rotisserie chicken. That’s all I’m saying, the choice is yours
Xyuppi
Never trust a train...... they have Loco Motives.
Florida
I went to see a fat psychic the other day..... well it was actually a four chin teller.