Xyuppi
Does anyone in this group know of an old couple or even a single old lady or man who will be eating alone this Christmas? I am having friends and relatives over and need to borrow a few chairs.
ZYuppi
Airport security has just made sure that I don't have weapons or prostate cancer.
Florida
We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not.
Is it to early to break my new year's resolution or should I wait until after Christmas?
Cinnamon is just sawdust with good PR.
No matter how bad your attempt at breaking into a prison, it'll work.
I've decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. I really think it will spice up my autobiography.