Florida
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were good years.
ZYuppi
If you found your wife or husband on a dating website, it’s only romantic if it isn’t 3 years after you got married.
Xyuppi
I remember when I was a kid you could go to the store with 1 dollar and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars and a cold drink. Now, they have cameras everywhere.
Necromancers are just healers with bad timing.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds really fun if you don't know what either of those two things are.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
Jon
Struggling to get your spouse's attention? Just sit down and look comfortable.