Xyuppi
If I died and went straight to Hell. It would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work.
Xyuppi
Cable guy was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it was between 8 am and 1 pm
Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens.
Alcohol is like a potion with +5 charisma and -2 dexterity that you can only buy if you're above a certain level.
The Lord moves in mysterious ways, but you don't have to. Use your turn signal!
Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
ZYuppi
Does anyone have a Volkswagen Beetle? Could I borrow it for an afternoon to drive around and count how many people I see punch one another?