I've been meaning to buy more post-it notes, but I can't think of a way to remind myself...
Scientists who want to discover faster than light travel should study cats when they hear the sound of a can opener.
ZYuppi
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos.
ZYuppi
Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say we're going to get 8-10" inches of snow, we usually only get 3"or 4" inches...
At a recent interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure, I replied the Queen/Bowie version or the Vanilla Ice knock off?
Birthday presents are just rewards for not having died yet.
If you wear camouflage clothing in public it does the exact opposite of what it's supposed to do.