I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to work.
I have a feeling my big break is gonna involve a bone.
Kinda bummed there's no all-transvestite social networking site called Dragnet.
When sitting, aren't we all on crack?
What's the point of going into space if you're just going to turn around and come back? Did the kids act up?
"Who?" - Dyslexic Indian <br /> "How?" - Dyslexic Owl
I tried to be a magician once, but kept screwing up that trick where you cut the rabbit in half. I sell keychains now.