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If you think about it, a boxing match is really just someone trying to count to 10 but they're constantly being interrupted by a fistfight between two other people.
Turns out Robert Kraft isn't against ALL kneeling.
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It's so cold, tonight I got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches...
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Xyuppi
Last night I saw a guy talking on a pay phone outside a liquor store with the bike he rode there, lying beside him. One does not have to be CSI to figure out that this is man who has made some bad decisions in his life.
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Xyuppi
Will I understand Error 404 if I haven’t seen the first 403 errors?
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I wouldn't want to be a twin out of fear of not being the "hot one".
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‪Can vegetarians still eat animal crackers? ‬
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