If Voldemort asks a series of intrusive questions, is he still considered nosy?
Having a mullet is like wearing MySpace on your head.
I really question the King's judgement in sending horses to put Humpty Dumpty back together.
Ripping a phone book in half isn't as impressive now that everyone dropped their landlines.
Homeless people would save a lot of money if they didn't eat out all the time.
Snookie wrote a book. Now Borders is closing. You do the math.
I hope they sell snow globe urns for my ashes when I die.