Insightful Statuses

#17161
User Avatar
Xyuppi
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
It's kind of patronising that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot
#17163
User Avatar
Xyuppi
The biggest benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don't have to do laundry for another week or two.
#17164
User Avatar
Xyuppi
Ever notice that the person who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year?
I messed up already. 2020 is going to be my year for sure.
#17166
User Avatar
Xyuppi
I’m staring a petition for Barbara Walters to do the Ball Drop next New Year just to hear her say “ I’m Barbara Walters, and this is 2020”
It's kind of patronizing that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot.
Top Users
  • User Avatar
    Xyuppi
  • User Avatar
    Cyberbilly
  • User Avatar
    Amigo
  • User Avatar
    Novell
  • User Avatar
    Florida
Share
Looking for more laughs? Check out Jokes for Dad!

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!