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#17161
Xyuppi
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
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#17162
It's kind of patronising that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot
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#17163
Xyuppi
The biggest benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don't have to do laundry for another week or two.
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#17164
Xyuppi
Ever notice that the person who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year?
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#17165
I messed up already. 2020 is going to be my year for sure.
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#17166
Xyuppi
I’m staring a petition for Barbara Walters to do the Ball Drop next New Year just to hear her say “ I’m Barbara Walters, and this is 2020”
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#17167
It's kind of patronizing that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot.
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