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Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.
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Xyuppi
I am trying to get into the Christmas spirit but can't get the bottle open...
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Xyuppi
I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide if you're flying First Class.
I think Rudolph's story got it all wrong. Usually it's the brown-nosers that end up in leadership roles.
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Xyuppi
I always Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed Jingler.
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A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom just means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
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