The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it at all on Facebook.
Xyuppi
Snow in November happens because people prematurely decorate for Christmas.
NASCAR would be more fun to watch if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.
Cyberbilly
Thanksgiving tip #23: Call your Dad now and ask him what the password is for his WIFI so he has time to find the little piece of paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
Cyberbilly
You know you are old when people start telling you how young you look.
Xyuppi
You can't fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...
Xyuppi
The first rule of procrastination club will be covered in the next meeting.