Xyuppi
I think I turned back my clock way too much I just saw a guy with a mullet at Starbucks.
Xyuppi
Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old.
Florida
I wonder if Vanna ever fell asleep at the wheel
Xyuppi
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
One of my biggest fears is that I'll marry into a family that does 5ks on holidays.
Had a crazy dream last night that I was being chased through the woods by squirrels until I suddenly woke up and realized I must be a nut.
Maybe dogs think that "good boy/good girl" is just a command to act happy and they're just being obedient.