Xyuppi
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
Xyuppi
My favorite part about Halloween is seeing all the confused Jehovah's Witnesses wandering around, wondering why they've been given lolly pops.
Xyuppi
When I'm not sleepy, I listen to some Chris Brown. That knocks me out right away.
Kissing is weird. At some point, multiple cultures independently came to the conclusion that wanting to lick the inside of somebody's mouth shouldn't be exclusive to dogs.
Will I be able to enjoy A Star is Born if I haven't seen the other Bourne movies?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Xyuppi
Daylight savings is great because we gain an hour of trying to figure out what time it is.