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The Pillsbury Doughboy died. The service will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.
Tab is just a capital space.
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‪There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies to relax the viewers before bed time. ‬
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I was going to cross the fence to see if the grass was greener on the other side. but all I learn was that the fence was electric.
I was Christmas shopping for a friend's daughter... I asked what she was into and he said "anything Frozen" So, I got her a bag of peas and some pizza rolls.
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I had to quit drinking caffeine on DOCTOR'S orders and Alcohol on COURT orders.
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