I'll take "inflation" for 400 billion dollars, Alex.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, my illegal logging business is a success.
I wonder if the guy who coined the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases.
When you sit on a toilet you are connecting your butt to a large network of connected butts.
Florida
Some people won't admit their faults. I would, If I had any.
My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations, but I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
I don't understand people that say hurtful things like "Want to go for a run?" or "Hey, try this kale!"