Having sex while listening to music would have been a lot more awkward in the 1500's.
I don't know what I would do without Facebook, but I'm sure it would be something more productive
Apple is now valued at 1 trillion dollars which is the same as the GDP of Florida, but that's comparing Apple's to oranges.
Florida
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
Florida
I remember the days when I could refer to my knees as right and left. Now I refer to them as the good and bad knee.
I wonder if there are people in France who think he's called TheBron James here.
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. Normally this wouldn’t have bothered me, but it was in my egg McMuffin.