Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler's Anonymous?
A massage is just professional petting for humans.
Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I set up the booths and hand out tags.
Xyuppi
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel.
Xyuppi
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a guy who has been single for longer than 6 months.