Xyuppi
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
Xyuppi
There is nothing like blowing up fireworks made in China to celebrate America's independence.
Cactuses are just heavily armed cucumbers.
Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
My blind neighbor sure does take his dog on a lot of walks...
1990 called, they want their joke about what year it is back.
Xyuppi
The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.