Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What’s so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?
Ebay announced they’ll be starting up a social networking site too. If you join, nobody follows you until the last 2 minutes of every day.
I am a bit of a bullshit artist myself, but go ahead with your story.
I feel like I'm disappointing Bear Grylls every time I flush the toilet.
I consider myself fairly well-spoken until I have to leave a voicemail and all of a sudden the only thing I'm fluent in is verbal diarrhea.
Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again.
I like to knock on random doors and say, “Hi, my name is Current Resident and I understand you're the bastard that's been opening my mail.”