Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand
Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?
Florida
O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.
It's so cold, there's a line of chickens outside of KFC asking to use the deep fryer
Xyuppi
If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key