Xyuppi
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside. I have like 50 wooden balls...
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
Xyuppi
Australia’s biggest EXPORT are boomerangs, incidentally it is their biggest IMPORT too
I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.
Florida
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
Florida
In three years we went from not being able to find toilet paper to not being able to afford it.