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What's meant to be will always find a way.
A politician is the one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Last time I got up this early I was fishing with my Dad. We caught a sting ray and some flounder. He was a great dad, but even better bait.
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
My brother just said "I make girls scream my name in 10 different languages " HAHA What a dumbass!
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
I just saw a man eating shark. He was right next to a woman eating shrimp.
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