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#236
Actual male human just asked if he could lick the bottom of my shoes. I mean, I know they're Charlotte Olympias but WHOA.
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#240
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
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#244
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
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#252
The problem with always dating "bad boys" is that they rarely turn into "good men"...
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#256
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them
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#272
There is always a little truth behind every “Just kidding” A little knowledge behind “I don’t know” A Little emotion behind “I don’t care.”
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#274
A Grudge is a heavy thing to carry
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