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#206
"The only person who never makes mistakes is the person who never does anything." - Denis Waitley
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#211
The Only Lies That Hurt You Are The Ones You Tell Yourself #Wisdom
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#215
Age is no guarantee of maturity. -Lawana Blackwell
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#216
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
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#222
There are two reasons why people change. First, they've learned a lot. Second, they've been hurt too much.
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#224
It's gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper's bikini when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.
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#228
Life is like a roller coaster.. Without its downs, there wouldn't be any ups & nobody likes a roller coaster that only stays on one level..
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