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Id rather be hurt by the truth. Than protected by a lie
I gotta b the only person on earth that finds The Green Mile hilarious
Why argue with somebody you like? When you can argue with somebody you love
how does one whole side of a town smell like garlic??
I don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It get's on my pet peeves.
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person who looks good, refuses to delete it.
I'm not allowed to watch Harry Potter without reading the bible afterwards lol .
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