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"O" yes the fat man is going topless today!!
live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back
I wanna do hood rat stuff with my friends in a suit
Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry!
It doesn't have a dong in it, that's just the sound that it makes
Waiting is not a waste of time...it is worth it if you truly love the person you're waiting for.......:)
Am I invisible to you now ? Good, I always wanted a super power.....lol.....GD DAY FB.....
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