Ever been hit on by a gay guy with downs syndrome? I have. Just now.
The only source of knowledge is experience. - Albert Einstein
I'm gonna give that Stitch a Lilo. Stitches love Lilos.
I'm thinking of investing in a fireworks company. I hear the market is booming!
Kailey: Matt, you'd be a great father... Mom: No, he'd be a shitty father, but a great sperm doner... What does THAT mean?!
SEX won't make him love you. a BABY won't make him stay.
"I prefer a good cigar, and a bad woman."