SMH @ the shake weight having a 4 out of 5 star rating on Amazon. SMH @ me for knowing that....
O shit. Totally forgot tomorrow is the end of the world. Must of slipped my mind. Dam:P
Oh noooo its starting to wear off.. ! I have numb face level of drunkness but now starting to get snoozy
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I love wearing a bow tie. I need to get dress suspenders.
♥ I love you so drunk that nothing and no one can separate while you do not let. ♥
Avoiding bill collectors ? RT @DreSmithJr: Huh? RT @DaRealMP229: I'm be pissed if the world dont end tomorrow”