Xyuppi
Katherine Johnson was a badass mathematician until the very end. She waited until turning 101 so she can die on her “Prime”
Anyone know where I can get plastic eggs big enough to hide hand sanitizer in?
Florida
If you hate wearing a mask, you're really not going to like the ventilator.
Xyuppi
This is the first year I am not going to Japan because of Covid-19. Usually I don’t go because I am poor.
Xyuppi
My floors are so clean you can eat off of them. Look there is a Dorito there and some Cheerios under the couch...
When Vanna White passes away, her family will get a lot of touching letters.
I prefer that the fruits of my labors be properly fermented.