If you could hear people's thoughts, the gym would sound like angry kindergarten: lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
No matter the scale, every figure of Ant-Man is life-size.
Alcohol is like a potion with +5 charisma and -2 dexterity that you can only buy if you're above a certain level.
ZYuppi
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape...
Xyuppi
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with Sodium Pentothal.
Florida
To my wife: We're not getting older. We're getting more interesting to medical professionals.
Never challenge a stormtrooper to Russian roulette.