Cyberbilly
I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
We tell our kids not to take candy from strangers but on October 31st we dress them up and take them to strangers houses and make them beg fer candy
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
My wife thinks I'm at work. My boss thinks I'm home sick. These ducks think I'm awesome cos I have the bread.
First time I ever saw a dry-erase board I said "that's remarkable."
I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.