I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
If you're not paying attention during class, raise your hand, the teacher will never call on you.
To PETA, Hamburger Helper is just an accessory to murder.
Once you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.
Cyberbilly
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
If your goal is to fail and you succeed what have you really accomplished?
Dear Saturday, you and I have been friends for a long time. I wish you would come around more often. Once a week isn't enough.