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"Yahoo fires CEO!"...is that really a big headline? Wouldn't "Yahoo still exists!" raise more eyebrows?
My heart is syncing... RIP Steve Jobs
Goodbye Qwikster. Now I'll go back to using you as a nickname for my penis.
Cool Hand Luke = Paul Newman. Cool hand, Luke = Mark Hamill
If most of your best friends names start with the letter '@' then you need to get off the computer.
Wiring a place for technology is easy. Wiring people for technology is hard.
If you're drinking by yourself but you are also on Facebook, it's not really drinking alone right?
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