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ZYuppi
DWI attorneys would be smart to buy ad space on Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
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Xyuppi
My body hurts everywhere I touch it. My doctor told me I have a broken finger
If you really want students to not read a book, just assign it.
I filled up my car and it showed up on my credit report.
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Florida
I don't roll a joint everyday, but when I do, it's usually my ankle
A dry vagina is a sad place to be.
stupid people make all of our lives harder
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