I really shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there.
24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
Chuck E Cheese's is just a casino for little kids...
I accidentally used aol.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.
Michael Mendoza
I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.
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I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
Michael Mendoza
A few hours before your dentist appointment, you'll do the best brushing you've done all year.