Novell
Why won't cannibals eat divorcees? Way too bitter.
Robert Zunick
Shaking my cell phone to "Auto-Rotate" the screen brings me back to my childhood playing with a "Etch A Sketch!"
Novell
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
I treat people exactly how I want to be treated. I leave them alone.
Cyberbilly
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
Novell
Stalking is such a strong word. Let’s call it...social investigating.
I bet giraffes never get stuck smelling their own farts.