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Amigo
If my life was a GPS it would constantly be recalculating
I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
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Cyberbilly
All I'm saying is you don't see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
I took my youngest daughter to the grocery store the other day to get some basics. We walked down the aisle with all the vegetable oils etc and she noticed olive oil. She asked me what Extra Virgin Olive Oil meant. I said it meant that they made the oil from really ugly olives.
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dukes69charger
When crossword lovers die they bury them 6 down and 3 across.
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Timbob D.
Some day I wanna be "change my oil every 3000 miles" rich!
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