A critic is a legless man who teaches other people to run.
Top Ramen makes me very concerned for anyone who experienced the ramens it beat out.
I'm not saying that Demi Moore is too thin, but Victoria Beckham begged her to eat an M&M.
Is it weirder that a guy tried to get cans of green beans through airport security or that they didn't let him?
Sometimes when I’m carrying one of my sleeping children I’m tempted to wake them up & say “You’re gonna do this for me in 20 years, right?”
If this guy doesn't get elected I will take out a national ad during Yo Gabba Gabba saying Santa isn't real. The choice is yours voters
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.