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#1 dad mugs must become really controversial in a same sex marriage.
It sucks getting old. The only haircut I need now is in my nose and ears.
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If you think your boss is stupid, remember, you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
My company is a non-profit, just not on purpose.
The first rule of passive aggressive club is, y'know what, never mind, it's fine...
A penny saved is more than a penny earned, because a penny earned is taxed.
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‪Never trust a train...... they have Loco Motives. ‬
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