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#17017
Xyuppi
The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
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#17031
Being a medieval doctor was probably super easy. "Yeah, you've got blood ghosts, you should do cocaine for it."
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#17092
Tab is just a capital space.
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#17098
Xyuppi
My favorite part about Halloween is seeing all the confused Jehovah's Witnesses wandering around, wondering why they've been given lolly pops.
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#17103
Xyuppi
Daylight savings is great because we gain an hour of trying to figure out what time it is.
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#17149
Gunpowder is just angry sand.
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#17216
Xyuppi
I wouldn't want to be a twin out of fear of not being the "hot one".
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