“truth or dare” “Dare” “Order us pizza”
To get laid is good. To get off is good. To get laid off is bad.
Cereal is the sweatpants of food.
Ain't no mountain high enough... to keep me from getting to you, unless it's an actual mountain, cause screw that.
Cyberbilly
What would Jesus do? Getting angry and flipping over tables is a viable option (Matthew 21:12)
Robert Zunick
If I don’t talk to myself, who will?
Robert Zunick
McDonald’s should do an Adult Happy Meal that’s just wine and cookies.