Cyberbilly
If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
Michael Mendoza
Walk up to a house yesterday with a mask, get free candy. I do the samething today and they call the cops? Pfft, some people.
If UGGs made bras, would they be called jugs?
Let my little brother take my paddle to school for show and tell. Mom called to tell me he got sent home for "trying to haze the red headed kids at recess."
Relationships are like farting, if you push to hard things can get messy real fast.
Finding a whole worm in your apple isn't as bad as finding half of one.
If they made a movie about Morgan Freeman, who would narrate it?