So am I the only one that has not been molested by Bill Cosby?
Just blew the sugar off my donut. Dieting is hard!
Okay, I can't take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?
Novell
Having a dry wedding is a great way to reduce the number of RSVP’s.
The first thing my wife did was to get me to put the toilet seat down. In retrospect, I really don't know why I was carrying it around with me in the first place. . .
Novell
My fitness goal is to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh
I used to be addicted to working out. 10 years sober though!