At this point, I'm fine that Prince Charming was a hoax. I'd much rather have the mythical forest creatures that clean houses be real.
I don't always find a song I love, but when I do, I run it so far into the ground I start to despise it.
I believe in helping the homeless. That's why every year I buy a new refrigerator and throw away the box.
Robert Zunick
Wouldn't it be hilarious to watch a giraffe get a case of vertigo?
My credit rating is so bad I got turned down for a magazine subscription.
Id like to go to sleep but the light from my cell phone laptop and tablet are keeping me up.
I don't want my wife getting massages. All that can happen is she learns that other people can touch her better than I do.