Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable!
Cyberbilly
I can understand why you are mad at me, but the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it.
There's no way to prove that all murders aren't just time travelers killing future Hitlers
If this country gets any fatter we’re going to have to put another notch in the Bible Belt
I heard that Peyton Manning was on steroids. The only thing that got bigger was his forehead.
My mother's last words were "You can be such a pain sometimes." I mean, she's still alive, I just haven't talked to her since then.
As a Harry Potter fan, I wanted to go to Hogwarts. As a Hunger Games fan, not so much...